Kevin "The Monster" Randleman




Kevin Randleman is a fantastic wrestler and fierce competitor in MMA. A top member of Mark Coleman’s Hammer House, Randleman has a storied wrestling career that includes an NCAA tournament championship, which he won from beginning to end with a broken jaw. He has captured the UFC Heavyweight championship and is currently a hot prospect at PRIDE. Here’s what he thinks.


ANTI-SHERDOG: Kevin, Who of these women is the hottest? Brittany Spears, Christina Aguilera, Pam Anderson or Jennifer Lopez?

Kevin: Jennifer Lopez, no question.

ANTI-SHERDOG: How do you like your women down below? Hitler stash or completely shaven?

Kevin: I’m married, so on my wife I like to shave her. Sometimes I’ll let the hair grow out a little just so we can do our thing. It’s kind of one of our special intimate things ya know?

ANTI-SHERDOG: The best thing about being a famous MMA fighter. The money, sex or fame?

Kevin: Got a women so that’s out. The fans are great but the money is why I do it. It’s great being a showman though. If I can only pick one, then it’s the money.

ANTI-SHERDOG: What’s the most important on a woman. Perfect ass? Perfect Breasts or perfect face?

Kevin: You can buy tits, but if your woman don’t have an ass, she don’t got an ass. Girls gotta have an ass!

ANTI-SHERDOG: So the face and tits aren’t important?

Kevin: If the woman’s got a beautiful face a nice pair of tits and an ass. Damn! That’s my kind of woman. When it comes right down to it tho, I’m all about the ass.

ANTI-SHERDOG: Best after fight parties. Japan, USA, Holland or Brazil?

Kevin: Never been to Holland but I hear it’s great. Brazil is good. All the women there have great asses! I’m all about the ass remember? Japan is OK but I’ll have to go with the USA. I speak the language.

ANTI-SHERDOG: Weed or alcohol?

Kevin: I’d rather smoke a fat one. I think they should legalize it man. You don’t see people getting crazy and shooting at people on weed. All ya want to do is hang out and shave your wife’s coochie!

ANTI-SHERDOG: Anal sex for it or against it?

Kevin: I like it! With a woman right?

ANTI-SHERDOG: Yes!

Kevin: Then I’m all for it!

ANTI-SHERDOG: How old were you the first time you had sex with a girl?

Kevin: I was ten years old.

ANTI-SHERDOG: No way!

Kevin: Yup I was ten and she was fifteen. We played hide and go get it.

ANTI-SHERDOG: Your dream car?

Kevin: I’m old school…so a Cadillac!

ANTI-SHERDOG: If you were not married, who would you rather date, a hot ass stripper or a hot ass secretary?

Kevin: A hot ass secretary, because I don’t date ignorant women. They gotta be a challenge outside and inside the bedroom. When I’m on the road I call my wife everyday for phone sex! I call her up and say “baby get out the bullet!” I get busy so much I don’t even care if I make a mess on the phone!